My Contest entry

This is a Dialogue between me and Acerotiburon for her birthday contest.

In the living room of the Pinnola estate the normal peacefulness is disrupted by TheVampman24 who is pacing nervously oblivious to the fact Acerotiburon just walked in.

"This is not good not good at all, How I'm a going to fix this?" Vamp asked himself.

"Hi Ya Vamp how you been?" Acero asked but TheVampman24 still kept talking to himself.

"Should I tell her? No I can't maybe I could no no where would I even get a clown and a brazilin hockey player now?

"Hey Vamp you there?" Asked Acero who now is a little annoyed, But Vamp just kept muttering to himself so Acero Yelled" That's it VAMPMAN I WILL BURN YOUR MANGA COLLECTION ENLESS YOU ANSWER ME!!!!"

"Wha...Oh Hi Acero what do you need" Thevampman24 asked like nothing happened.

"Wait..WhaT ..Oh yea, Have you seen Pete and Mac" Acero asked him calming down.

"Well...You see...Oh S%@* How am I going to explain this well you know how you birthday is coming up?' He asked.

"Yeah" she replied wondering where he's going with it.

"Well we three racked our brains trying to think of the perfect gift for you and after much thought we concluded…Booze." He said.

"Booze?" She questioned

"Yes Booze then the next question was how to get it? But we figured that out to well Pete did and it was so simple to…Canada!" He said happily.

"Canada?" She questioned again.

"Yes because in order to get the amounts of alcohol that'll register with our tolerances, Canada was the only choice plus they have Absinthe which makes you see stuff "He said and Before Acero could say anything he continued "So we found a liquor store on the border and we placed our order."

"What exactly did you order?" She asked hesitantly.

"Well we ordered ten bottles of Absinthe, Five Casks of Rum, Four Kegs of beer, Twenty bottles of fifty year old scotch, A bottle of 1782 Napoleon Brandy ,  Seven bottles of thirty year old Jamison whisky, Fifteen bottles of Elite Vodka, Three Bottles of Tequila, and last but not least A bottle of  Diva Vodka encrusted with Garnet." He said quite happily.

Stunned by the amount of booze she almost couldn't ask "How much was the Bill?"

"Well Before converting it to American dollar amounts the grand total was around $3.7 million dollars" He stated simply.

"Come again I must have something in my ear because it sounded like you said  $3.7 million dollars." She replied in disbelief.

"Well I did but remember this was before conversion after conversion it was a lot less" He retorted.

Still in shock she asked "What was the final grand total?"

"Oh about a buck eighty" was the reply she got.

"Ok ok but what happened to Pete and Mac?" She asked

"Well there was one thing we forgot to factor in" "the Border" the two said in unison.

"Ok so when did you guys realize you were screwed and what happened to Pete and Mac?" Acero asked her patience wearing thin at this point.

"To answer your first question about a mile from the border and to the second more than likely the Canadian legal system" He said fear starting in his voice.
Acerotiburon just glared at Thevampman24 if looks could kill he'd be strapped to the titanic right where it hit the iceberg as well as many other hellish deaths.

"Now now no needs to be hasty let me explain the situation. You see when we were nearing the border and realized the flaw in our plan so we all panicked except for Mac who thought up a great Idea. Now no matter what the Beer kegs we were gonna need to pay the $100 transport fee. So what we did is put the rest in the trunk and then put Pete in the trunk to hold everything so it would be silent when the border guards hit the tires and stuff and we almost made though except what as we were about leave Pete yelled out "Our we home Yet?""

"Ok so where aren't you with them?" Acero asked Thevampman24 quizzically.

"Oh that's simple I ran like the devil was at my heels." He said quite happy about himself.
"From Canada to Columbus!" Acero said in astonishment.

"Yeah but enough about the fact I'm The Flash incarnate" and before he could say anything more Acero said "How are we gonna save my Boyfriend and Mac?" "Well that was the next thing I was going to talk about. SO let's put our heads together and think up a Plan!" to which she responded "YEAH!!!!"

                                                     4 DAYS LATER

Pete who is dressed up like a Mountie and Mac who is dressed in a Knight get-up enter the home to find Acero and Vamp watching the Lord of the rings trilogy.
Acero and Vamp look at the two and said in unison " Hi guys where you been?"

To which Pete says "Canada remember Vamp!"

"Oh yeah we tried to think of a way to rescue you two but then we turned the T.V. on and well we forgot." He said innocently while Acero Nodded

Before Pete or Mac Could say another word Acero asked "What's with the get ups?"
"Simple" said Mac "They weren't looking for a Knight or Mountie so we walked back."

"Cool" said Vamp and he could tell by their faces they weren't happy "Now before you two get angry I have a surprise." He left then quickly returned with lo and behold to bottles of Absinthe.

"How..how..how did you…?" said Pete

"Simple I ran like hell so Acero let's have a party!!!"

Hell Ya was their collective answer and so they drank the booze and saw some crazy s%@* for the next week like jello wreasling and Gai. All was forgiven and somewhere in Canada there are some border guards with a funny story.